korra:

bioware while making mass effect: they’re not gonna want to fuck the aliens

bioware while making mass effect 2: i guess they wanted to fuck the aliens

September 18 2014, 11:00 AM   •   2,039 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

stfueverything:

neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

image

September 18 2014, 12:29 AM   •   32,585 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

September 18 2014, 12:28 AM   •   281,578 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

auwa:

friendly reminder: owning up to, learning from, and apologizing for your mistakes can go a long way

September 18 2014, 12:06 AM   •   34,412 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

September 16 2014, 11:35 AM   •   135,878 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

imagine-ever-after:

purplespottedsunnies:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Tumblr Photoset #13

Want to see more?

American photoset #12 

Hahaha
Haha
Ha


It is nice to live in Australia, I swear…

I’m crying… But not because I’m laughing, because I’m terrified.

September 16 2014, 11:23 AM   •   71,813 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

imsirius:

DAN: When you do interviews, you’re faced with the choice to either be the most boring person on earth or just get ridiculous things written about you from time to time
JOSH HOROWITZ: Sometimes it might be good to be boring
DAN: It might be but I just get bored of myself

                                [Happy 25th Birthday Daniel Radcliffe! (23 July 1989)]

September 16 2014, 11:21 AM   •   37,599 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

http://magicmage.tumblr.com/post/97649260671/follyface-newvagabond-misocorny 

follyface:

newvagabond:

misocorny:

newvagabond:

How come dude models make this face (´・=・`) all the time. Like Jaden Smith. Eyebrows up, mouth hanging open, eyes kinda squinting. Is that a sexy look or something. I see so many guys doing it in pics and I’m like just now…

September 16 2014, 11:19 AM   •   40 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
madamelutece:

officialbioware:

the-reapers:

the-reapers:

BWAAAAAAANNNNNNNHHHHHN


we wish you a merry BWAAAAAAHHHHHNNNN
we wish you a merry BWAAAAAAHHHHHNNNN
we wish you a merry BWAAAAAAHHHHHNNNN
and everyone is fUCKGIN DEAD

rudolph the red-nosed reaper had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows blows up everything you love

madamelutece:

officialbioware:

the-reapers:

the-reapers:

BWAAAAAAANNNNNNNHHHHHN

we wish you a merry BWAAAAAAHHHHHNNNN

we wish you a merry BWAAAAAAHHHHHNNNN

we wish you a merry BWAAAAAAHHHHHNNNN

and everyone is fUCKGIN DEAD

rudolph the red-nosed reaper had a very shiny nose

and if you ever saw it

you would even say it glows blows up everything you love

September 16 2014, 11:14 AM   •   4,774 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

September 15 2014, 01:22 PM   •   387,299 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

So, you don’t like the way our little fictional war came out? You don’t like Rachel dead and Tobias shattered and Jake guilt-ridden? You don’t like that one war simply led to another? Fine. Pretty soon you’ll all be of voting age, and of draft age. So when someone proposes a war, remember that even the most necessary wars, even the rare wars where the lines of good and evil are clear and clean, end with a lot of people dead, a lot of people crippled, and a lot of orphans, widows and grieving parents.

 -

K. A. Applegate, addressing her fans after the Animorphs finale (via crematedadolescent)

Remember when I read Animorphs this summer?

(via friendsihadwheniwas12)

September 15 2014, 01:20 PM   •   216 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
loveatitsfinest:

FUCK

loveatitsfinest:

FUCK

September 15 2014, 05:43 AM   •   74,811 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

jaspersforever:

soulpxnk:

science side of tumblr why am i emo

your black skinny genes

September 15 2014, 05:43 AM   •   41,988 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

jeantownsend:

trying to fix the Lancelot double-love bug (atm he can give the same i-love-you speech twice; oops)… That scene is such a mess that I had to chart a dialogue tree out on paper for the first time ever! (which is actually kind of fun tbh) I think I found it, so now I’m going to test a bunch of times to make sure.

Has nobody taken the option to attack him? I haven’t seen anyone mention it on the forum; was curious to know what anyone thought, since a lot of people were asking for an option to make it crystal-clear that Guen doesn’t like him, and I kind of enjoyed writing that part.

I kinda wanted to attack him, but then I felt too bad to actually do it. Lance is like a really persistent puppy that’s just too cute to hurt. 

September 11 2014, 01:00 PM   •   8 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.

Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

September 10 2014, 12:29 PM   •   41,974 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE